In my research into the mating habits of the average Angeleno,
the subject of online dating is consistently broached. While I’m still hoping
for miracles in the form of blind dates, I have acknowledged that this option
does exist. If I decide to go with a
traditional online site (which already sounds like an oxymoron), I’ll need a
killer dating profile picture in order to truly capture the attention of my
would-be suitors. This has provided me endless hours of distress (ok, maybe it
was only seconds before I dismissed it as being too difficult and moved on
something easier like determining the meaning of life).
But at long last, I believe I’ve settled on a photo that
really allows for my essence to shine. It’s the perfect combination of “don’t F with me,”
and “sometimes I sing in the shower.” It’s
the kind of photo that will make men sit up and take notice. It’s… it’s… it’s….
It’s Pride and
Prejudice meets Mad Max. And I
think this one is going to work for me.
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